Life, as we know it.

Opening humor :

Lady : Do you smoke?
Man : Yes I do.
Lady : How many packs a day?
Man : 3 packs.
Lady : How much per pack?
Man : $10.00 per pack.
Lady : And how long have you been smoking?
Man : About 15 years.
Lady : So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Am I correct?
Man : Correct.
Lady : If 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years put your spending total at $162,000. Correct?
Man : Correcto.
Lady : Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could by now have bought a Ferrari?
Man : Oh, do you smoke?
Lady : No.
Man : Then where's your f*cking Ferrari?

HAHAHAH@H@H@. OMG THIS IS GOOD. BURN FREAKIN BURN LADY. HAHAHA LOLOLOLOL. :D
Got it from some random website, forgot which one though.
Found it hidden stashed in the corner of my blogpost folder.

Anyway, back to the main topic of the day.
So far it's been an eventful week so far, went to watch Oblivion at Cathay Cineplex with some friends and then tak balik condo after that terus go makan seafood with ANOTHER group of friends at Fatty Crab Restaurant at some Taman Maju if I'm not mistaken.
It was after both these events that I realized that the fun thing about this life we're all living in is that events sometimes take an unexpected turn. For example, that day I did not even plan to go anywhere but to head back to my condo and stone. But on the way back, I randomly met up with my friends and they invited me to join them for the movie. And I was like 'Uhhh ermm, OK YEAH SURE!' cuz well, it sounds like fun! :D Good thing I went though, if not I'd never been able to pose as IRONMAN!!





Overall, I'd give Oblivion a 6/10 rating.
Anyhoo, after the movie I went straight to Chris's condo and lepak-ed there for about 20 minutes before Shen came and picked me and Jon and headed for Fatty Crab restaurant. Mason organized it apparently cuz' we talked too much crap so let's go eat some crab! LOLWUT. RANDOMNESS IN LIFE FTW! :D




What I'd like to point out here is that sometimes to have fun, we just have to say yes to things. After all, the word yes opens new opportunities and unlock doors in front of us. Of course, we ourselves have to judge with our rational minds whether or not the yes would bring more good than bad, if the other way round then just stick to the no. Firmness in our decisions is imminent because life is all about the choices we make. Based on my experience, if I hadn't said yes to helping my friend clean up the storeroom in my secondary school, I would never have met my awesome friends in the Indoor Games Club and wouldn't be elected as the secretary of the club. I mean, I could have just said nah cleaning ain't my stuff and went back home. But if I had done that, I would have missed out on an exciting experience in the Indoor Games Club. I wouldn't even have joined it in the first place. Sometimes, the small things in life have a greater underlying significance, as through it we unlock hidden stuff as in meet new friends, go places we'd never plan to go before, et cetera. So my advice is if an opportunity doesn't seem so bad, just take a chance and say yes to it. You'll never know what it has in store for you until you have taken the first step of going for it. After all, we only live once right? YOLO :D

To wrap this post up, been listening to this song on repeat for days.
What makes a song beautiful is its' lyrics and the voice of the singer.
My personal preference is pop/rock genre!
Enjoy!

Breast = Tomb.

First off, I could gobble this bowl of heavenly noodles right now.



Oh someone please Poslaju any ANY bowl of kolo mee from Sarawak now!! >.< Doesn't matter whether the kolo mee is nice or not, kolo mee is still kolo mee :D Where art thou, mah yummy bowl of noodles? Oh and oh!! THIS ONE ALSO!!
OMG, OH LAWD KINDER BUENO AIS KRIM!
WHY TORTURE ME WITH THESE PICS?
D:



-salivates-
-drools-
( ~O~ ) = my face right now.

Anyway, came across this interesting and kinda unusual newspaper article at library after lunch today.



Quote : He said it was based on a Chinese proverb that 'the breast of a woman is the tomb of a warrior'. Figuratively, it means a soldier would not be able to focus on fighting a war if he had a lover at home, and he would fear dying on the battlefield.

Hmm, well true in a sense. But rather in contrast to those movies which are abundant these days whereby the hero goes like 'I WILL FIGHT THOSE MUDAFAKAS FOR THE SAKE OF MY LOVED ONES!'. Well if we actually delve on the psychology of man, I'd side with the proverb above. Cuz' if I'm the dude heading for war and I have a wife and kids at home... well then I'd most probably pretend to die even before the 2 armies clashed. Best tip during a war : pretend to be dead. :D

Randomness : I hate cooking sunny-side up eggs cuz this is what happens almost every single freakin time.



Walao weh, it keeps sticking to the kuali. Thus, I've come to the conclusion that there's something in the egg yolk that when campur with the egg white will induce non-stickiness to the surface of the kuali. Cuz' my eggs don't stick to the kuali when I pre-mix the yolk+white beforehand. 50% this conclusion is bullcrap tho, so go research it and don't believe people so easily. :D

TO wrap things up, here's a pic of me arm-wrestling this indian dude back in Methodist College 2 years back. Can't believe how swiftly time soars when one ain't even taking notice of it.

Caffeine, my drug.

As the title implies, yes indeed.
Caffeine is my utmost top-of-the-list drug.
Well not technically a drug per se, but the informal meaning of drug is something that one gets addicted to.
Sooooo yeah, caffeine is mah drug!
Can't imagine life without caffeine.
It's like my brain goes zombie-ish without any consumption of caffeine.
That's exactly why I stocked up my caffeine supply! :D



Wtf is the pringles doing there? >.<

Lemme just briefly quote some info about caffeine consumption from some random website:

The Science: Soon after your first sip, caffeine begins to work its magic by causing the release of dopamine. Dopamine is a brain chemical that stimulates the area of your gray matter responsible for alertness, problem solving, and pleasure. "You have that feeling of being activated, sharper, and on the ball," says Lovallo. "And you can also experience a mild mood-elevating effect." All of which goes a long way in explaining why there are around 9,000 Starbucks outlets in the United States, and more opening every day around the globe.

Be smarter instantly: Down a cup of joe just before your next meeting -- it'll boost your mind power for about 45 minutes, according to a recent Austrian study that directly measured the impact of 100 milligrams (mg) of caffeine on brain activity.

Be smarter for life: Refill your cup three times a day. Harvard researchers have determined that men who drink 4 cups of caffeinated coffee a day are half as likely to develop Parkinson's disease as those who skip the java -- presumably because caffeine keeps dopamine molecules active. What's more, blocking adenosine may slow the buildup of amyloid-beta, a toxic brain plaque that's associated with Alzheimer's disease.

Yep, the reason I consume caffeine is mainly for mental alertness. If not, I'll be walking around with a 'huh?' attitude cuz' of what-we-call blurness. D:

Randomness: Guess who I saw whilst browsing random shops at The Curve last last weekend? The dude in the pic below!



If you have no clue who this particular dude is, then you're 100% not a Malaysian. :D
Yep, that's Ah Jib gor. Who knows what he and Rosmah were doing at The Curve.
Shopping or campaigning? Most probably the latter as elections are just around the corner.
Sigh, alang-alang my burfday is like 2 weeks from the election date if not I'd surely cast my vote.
Oh well, there's always the next election.



Anyway, to wrap it up and continue with the dreaded med slides for tomorrow's weekly assessment, here're a bunch of sequential pics denoting how my friends and I roll back in nyan nyan city :D

Sunday boredom.

Aloha peeps!
Been a dull Sunday so far.
Sigh.
Ain't fun studying on a Sunday just cuz' there's the usual weekly assessment tomorrow.
But ah well, PASS CAN ALREADY LAH HAHHAH! :D
So far passed every single weekly assessment for this block, soooo yeah the 'tembak' game indeed DOES work!
PS: Pharmacology and microbiology takes too much brain power to read and memorize. Sigh.
Neways, time for the usual opening humor!



Dam rite, it's t0t@lly worth it lmao.



Been working on a new fb cover photo and finally got it done after some tweaks and editing work. Check it out! Credits to 'http://pixlr.com/'. I practically do all my editing jobs via this website. -thumbs up-



BEAUTIFUL, THIS GUITAR IS SIMPLY INDESCRIBABLY BOOTIFUL AND PUUURTY! :DD

Been working on Dull & Doozy 2.0 but can't seem to master the fingerstyle play sigh.
Below is a vid I took during one of my practice sessions.
I know it sounds terrible.. need tons of practice to perfect this piece.



Ok, gotta go study. AFK.