Guys, do NOT ever hump a bench!

Yo peeps, I recently came across this article on 'Weird Asia News' & was downright WOW-ed by it. Humping a bench?! Rofl, this old geezer ought to comprehend what red-light districts & pubs r instead of humping inanimate objects. LOL! Guys, do NOT ever hump a bench or be sure to kiss ur dick goodbye OMG! This ought to be 1 of the worst things that could happen to a male hehheh! (Click the following pic to view magnified version)